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Talking Versus Texting
Do you prefer to talk or text? I choose none of the above. I hate texting. I hate the little keyboard on my phone that makes it impossible to spell anything correctly. I hate the clipped, abbreviated...
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The Bankrupt of Drat
Dear Diary, I will be taking a hiatus from you for a while. You see, now I am a bank. Be back with money soon. Love, Drat Dear Government, I am a bank. Please give me some bailout money. Thanks. Love,...
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The Onion
Drat: I fucking hate onion. Blast: I loooooove onion. Ima eat a raw onion and then breathe all up in yer face. Drat: Raw onion is just about the worst possible food on Earth. Except maybe dill pickles....
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Mind Bullet
Blast: I killed him for real with a mind bullet. His gray matter is leaking all over his dorky, white lab coat. Drat: Sure you did. Blast: *Blast shoots Drat with a mind bullet.* I am sorry I had to do...
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Battles
Blast: I want to get a pool. Drat: Who doesn’t? Blast: I honestly cannot remember ever not being able to swim. Drat: I suck at swimming. My skeleton is too dense, what with that Adamantium coating. So,...
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Barbaras
This story requires a disclaimer and a back story. The company I work for recently bought a company that makes tea. The company I work for is not a tea company. My company sells more lascivious...
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Comfortable Silence
I’ve been spending a lot of time alone. Some people might think that is an awful thing, but I genuinely enjoy my own company more than anyone else’s. I like me better than you. Sorry, but it’s true. I...
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Conversation With An Alien
As I was walking my dog this morning, I wondered what an alien species would think about us if they ever came to visit. Don’t blame me; I hadn’t had any coffee yet. I came up with a list of things that...
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Hello, My Name Is Goldfish. I’m Broken.
I read a post today at Behind The Mask Of Abuse that got me thinking about stigma. In the post, Ms. Zoe says, “I fear that if I share my history with him, he will see me differently. You know…the...
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Conversations With Pets
I read a post at Content Unrelated where he wondered what it would be like if dogs could actually talk.
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